To commemorate our founding father's, Mr Lee Kuan Yew's 90th birthday, I thought I'd put up a tongue in cheek post of something no one thought about.. If he could have been a dragon boat coach.. Here's what I imagined him to be...
1. In his heyday, he could have looked as hot as this guy..
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2. If you ever decide to NOT come for training that day for whatever reason.. Good luck to you..
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| You can run but you can't hide.. |
3. He would have taken over SDBA, SCF, SRF combined them all into one and made it into a money making machine. After that his son takes over.. and the story continues
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| Row , row , row my boat gently down the stream.. |
4. Don't start a debate with him on paddling technique, YOU WILL NEVER WIN..
5. Every Dragon boat event would be a public holiday (obviously if its not on a weekend)
6. Not enough paddlers?
7. The management won't be able to sack him, he can only sack himself
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| I always have to worry about my coaching job, doesn't seem like he had to. |
8. You will move the mountains after his motivational pre-race pep talk
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| Imagine he said this for your pep talk.. |
9. He will be able to communicate every technical detail of the sport in 3 languages; English, Malay and Chinese (next is Tagalog)
10. You may be remembered in his memoirs the "HARD TRUTHS" for the lousiest dragon boat team he ever coached.
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